Saturday, 13 October 2012

How The UK Media Must Operate In Future

I'll keep this Press Notice short to ensure every journalist and editor reads to the end.

1.  Report on stories about Blair, Savile, corruption etc.

2.   Ignore Hugh Grant, Charlotte Church and X-Factor.

3.  You will then work for newspapers and news bulletins instead of cut-n-paste publicity advertorials and you will regain your status as the Fourth Estate helping to keep an eye on government for the benefit of the People. Isn't that better than scribbling the same inane tosh about Cheryl Cole? Don't you want to tell your grandchildren that your job was worthwhile?

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