Christmas Temporary Job

Imagine you've just resigned after forty years in the Civil Service and don't feel like decorating the house and there's nothing to do in the garden. Loose Women isn't a possibility.

(with thanks to Leaders We Deserve blog)

Delivering the Christmas post is one option, but why not apply for an indoor job that involves sitting down instead?

(with thanks to Mellowes Adventure and Childcare Centre, Athboy County Meath - the place to see the real Santa!)

There's plenty of Elves to help manage the queues of children for you and, if the queue gets too long, then presumably  Health & Safety rules apply and you can wave them all through, promising that they'll get all the presents they want without asking if they've been good little boys and girls all year long.