Monday, 24 October 2011
Cross Party Referendum Question
The leaders of the three institutional government parties have responded proactively to unfair calls of democratic deficit by proposing a referendum on the above question. A new system "EZeeVote" provides pre-printed voting slips for people's convenience.
If a majority approves the proposal the entire electorate will be granted free* Lasting Powers of Attorney for their health and welfare and financial and property matters (normally £130 each) to relieve them of the burden of making difficult decisions and allow them to concentrate on football, Strictly and X-Factor. In return, the NHS will nationalise transplantable organs and coiuncils will be able to billet asylum seekers and economic migrants in householders' surplus accommodation.
*Council Tax will be increased by £52 per year for ten years .