Friday, 3 June 2011

Q & A

Q: Is e-Coli a computer virus and can I catch it off the internet?

A: No and No. Wash your hands with soap and water.

Q: I've read that 70% of the patients infected with the new strain of e-Coli are female. Why was it initially assumed that cucumbers were the cause?

A: I blame Dr Google for the theory.  Search for women and vegetables. Not at work though. Wash your hands with soap and water. And apply strong mind bleach.

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