So, roast pork is off entirely, but I'm not having that halal meat, it's cruel. Vegetarian will suit everyone, then.
Best not put Mr & Mrs Uddin next to Mr & Mrs Herzogstein. How is Mrs Uddin going to manage the nut and brocolli casserole wearing a niqab?
Friday night's a no-no.
Simples
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you should try serving some of my chinese in laws food for only God truly knows what it comprises.
I've heard the story about eating everything with four legs except a table and anything that flies except an aeroplane and anything in the sea except crabstix. Don't eat crabstix. Don't ever ask what's in them. It's a reasonable thing to do if animal protein is scarce and expensive. Just a generation ago tripe shops were popular and some people now, amazingly, won't eat faggots and gravy or liver and bacon or devilled kidneys or sweetbreads or pick at a vinegared trotter (careful the bristles don't stick in your teeth). Thanks Your Grace, I'm feeling hungry now.
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