Thursday, 8 July 2010

Carbon Dioxide Is Good For You

You don't have to be a tree or a carbon trader to benefit from carbon dioxide. Apparently, an injection of CO2 under the skin "melts" away fat. There was I, thinking that we were all going to "roast to death" *because of CO2 and it now transpires that we will roast to death thin.

*according to the consensus of scientific opinion and shareholders in carbon-offset/renewable energy companies. Ironically, whitewash, a paint widely used for covering up stains, is a chemical reaction between calcium hydroxide (slaked lime) and carbon dioxide in the air.

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