Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Alan Duncan: Loose Cannon

Ooops, Missus, he's done it again! Tory wit Alan Duncan MP is in trouble for spouting offensive garbage. Of course he has form and, like Mandy, a Get Out of Gaol card to preserve his meteoric rise from oil trader to oily politician. What!? He's gay? How could anyone suspect without him mentioning it every five minutes? Or so it appears.
Dave Cameron could prove that he harbours not a trace of "homophobia" (literally, fear of the same and not dislike of homosexualists) by sacking the twat and letting him quietly reflect on his puerile behaviour on the backbenches.

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