Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Taliban To Be Granted Liberty Of Luton?



In an attempt to improve community relations in Luton, it has been proposed that a band of Taliban terrorists/fighters will be accorded the honour of a march with AK-47s and RPG-7s through the City of Luton when they next visit the city to renew their Housing Benefit and Income Support claims and pick up free prescriptions for their extended families.

For Health & Safety reasons the suicide bomber squad will not take part due to the risk of them incuring ankle sprains and other injuries by walking in flipflops on potentially wet road surfaces.


2 comments:

Harry Hook said...

This is too credible to be silly!

I Albion said...

Don't give Gordon any ideas Gally,he might like the sound of this