Monday, 27 July 2009

Helicopters For Swine Flu Victims





Chinook and Merlin helicopters will be provided to swine flu victims as part of a government plan to obtain good headlines regardless of sense and cost. People with flu symptoms will be asked to phone a hotline which will allocate a contract number for a Flu Friend to collect a helicopter from either the Boeing factory in America or AgustaWestland in Yeovil. Flu Friends should have a minimum of 250 hours' on either type and be prepared to wait up to two years for delivery.

2 comments:

CherryPie said...

Think I will book me a flight ;-)

Gallimaufry said...

Hope you feel better soonest, CherryPie.