Thursday, 12 February 2009
Red Hand Day 2009
I intend to establish an award for those wonderful people in public life who make the rest of us think "Greedy Corrupt Bastards" or "Bloody Incompetent Traitors" and who get no other recognition except for vast salaries, undeserved perks and expenses and official honours for the sheer bloody damage they are doing to my country.
The first Red Hand Day is pencilled in for 2 April as many contenders will be otherwise engaged on April Fools' Day so start voting now in the comments section (name only please) as often as you like (same "rules" as for postal vote fraud and separate council election votes at both your family and main residences) for whomsoever you wish so long as I've heard of them.
In addition, I'm hoping to set up a fund to pay for the erection of a gallows in Parliament Square for convicted MPs and a block on Tower Hill for the noble lords and ladies of the trough in the event that true democracy is restored to the ordinary man and woman in this country. If that happened, proper courts dispensing Common Law justice would be established to rid England of her infestation of political correctness and sleaze. Similar devices and hard labour camps dubbed Augean Stables for those considered redeemable would be erected throughout the country. I propose to name this fundraising campaign for apparatus "Hand Relief" as that succinctly describes its beneficiaries.