How About This For An Idea?

Come July 31 2009 when British Forces are ceremonially chucked out of Iraq by an ungrateful mob aka the Iraqi people and Parliament (we must have lunch sometime), wouldn't it be a good idea to throw two pairs of shoes out of the last departing Hercules. Attached to both pairs of shoes will be labels inscribed with the simple message "Fuck Off , Don't Make Us Come Back" in arabic, and wearing the shoes will be Anthony Charles Lynton Blair and Aleister "Campbell" Crowley. I am sure the good citizens of Basra will make expert use of centuries of islamic scientific learning to teach the two gentlemen what can actually be done in 45 minutes.