Sunday, 5 October 2008

Ministry of Spells & Magic Created

Rumour has it that J K Rolling has been offered a seat in the House of Lords as Baroness Rolling of Rollingrollingrawhide and will head up a newly established department charged with returning the world and Britain in particular to the the sunlit uplands of continual economic boom, producing an end to child poverty, a Bentley for every African, world peace and a cure for climate change so successful that we will all need to wear a pullover for a couple of years until Nulabour global warming kicks in. The Wildlife and Countryside Act will be repealed to allow the culling of sufficient numbers of newts and toads required for potions.


TBRRob said...

"a Bentley for every African"

I really like this idea.

Gallimaufry said...

Might be a bit of a problem waiting list wise so perhaps the choice should be extended to Rolls-Royces and Maybachs. But the scheme could be funded with another £500 billion magicked from nowhere without the assistance of Hogwarts alumni.