Friday, 12 September 2008

Things To Do On Gardening Leave If It's Too Wet To Mow The Lawn

Number 1:

Join the Uganda Police Force. It has a strength of some 36,000 male and female officers and the full range of specialist departments that are needed by any modern police force to carry out its duties effectively. As the Uganda Police Force Mission Statement states:
"It is the mission of the Uganda Police Force to safeguard the lives and property of the people we serve, to reduce the incidence and fear of crime, and to enhance public safety while working with the diverse communities to improve their quality of life. Our mandate is to do so with honor and integrity, while at all times conducting ourselves with the highest ethical standards to maintain public confidence."


Image copyright Martin Grieve, 21 December 2007, from the FOTW Flags Of The World website at http://flagspot.net/flags/

Certainly a better way to pass the time than sudoku and daytime television.

3 comments:

William Gruff said...

Who, do you think, sold them that bullshit? It sounds just like something Ruralshire County Constabulary might have published.

Gallimaufry said...

I gather that DFID has recently been dispensing our largesse among the Ugandan law enforcement community. The good news for the ordinary Ugandan is that they didn't have to pay for it.

Deb Acle said...

Wouldn't it be great if our plods aspired to such wonderful practice?