Sunday, 14 September 2008

Scientists Announce Creation Of A Brown Hole

Astrophysicists today revealed that a collapsed minor star known as a brown hole* has been discovered in the Downing Street arm of the SW1 galaxy. Large amounts of recently created money are being sucked in only to instantly vanish from sight. Several previously untracked red dwarves close by have momentarily appeared from the blackness of unexplored space to be disintegrated by the brooding mass provisionally named Brown Sub-Prime 2007-2008.
The existence of the brown hole may explain why the Universe has stopped expanding for the first time since Big Bang.
Asked to comment on the phenonema, the British Prime Minister stated that he had looked through the telescope, had seen nothing and was getting on with the job that hard working British families, pensioners expected him to do at a time of high fuel and food prices prices and and and and and and and ......

* So called because theorists postulate that whereas black holes may have an exit into another universe, once anything is swallowed by a brown hole it's in the shit for good.

3 comments:

James Higham said...

It's certainly sucking everything into it. This farce must soon end.

CherryPie said...

It will explode one day!

Deb Acle said...

This farce is fast turning into a - um - debacle....!