Saturday, 6 September 2008
MP Takes Jar Of Coffee Mate On Hiking Holiday In Colombia
Ah, Colombia, Land of the White Powder known as Cocaine. So what does Tory MP for Lichfield Michael Fabricant (is that a wig?) carry in a jar in his rucksack. Coffe Mate. Imagine the fun and merriment that ensued when his hiking party met the Colombian Army. BBC Midlands Today reported the story. "It's Coffee Mate" "I not your mate, senor. Sargento get the rubber gloves."
The worrying thing is, if this amiable cove doesn't appreciate that carrying white powder in Clombia is suspicious, what is he prepared to vote for?