Thursday, 17 July 2008

Attention All 419 Scamsters

Would all the kind gentlemen who email me with foolproof business opportunities involving the advance payment of a sum of money in order to release a much larger amount please redirect your efforts to placing yourselves outside of pineapples without opening your mouths.
We have a much more sophisticated version of the 419 scam in England called the Barnett formula whereby English taxpayers pay money to other members of the Union in return for the English spending decisions to be determined by the votes of Scotch, Welch and Northern Irish members.


killemallletgodsortemout said...

Dear Mr Gallimaufry,

The Barnett formula is not a scam. It is England's gift to the scotch. It is used to ensure that scotchland retains its status as the biggest council estate in the world. Without it, scotchland would resemble Hiroshima.

And Wendy Alexander is not ugly.

Gallimaufry said...

Hiroshima with a lot of heather and Scots Pine perhaps.
I wish people wouldn't make personal comments about Wendy Alexander - commenting on her abysmal record as a politician is different matter.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Sorry, I'll refrain.

She's a disgrace, but not at all ugly.