Saturday, 29 March 2008

Heathrow T5 Friday Update

The big question is: " Can Londoners run anything properly?"

Did BAA and BA RTFM? Have they tried switching it off and on again?

"It's doin' me 'ead in. What are you lookin' at? This is a faairmily fing, right!" said a spokesman.

The Millenium Dome, the Wembley Stadium fiasco and overrun and the incredible expanding Olympic budget are all failures that the nation has celebrated in recent years.

To save future embarrassment, anything with more complicated controls than an on-off switch should be relocated to the Midlands where common sense and practical skills are present.

1 comment:

thud said...

well the eco nazis want us back in caves and yurts...so our building failures are not going to be a problem in future.